do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
When are your genitals available?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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