We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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