Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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