Don't you send me to vm
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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