do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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