I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
