Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
