just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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