can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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