Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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