You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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