UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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