i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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