And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You've changed since you got that strap on
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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