Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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