I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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