THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
