He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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