my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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