Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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