I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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