Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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