I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Randomize
