just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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