I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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