ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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