around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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