yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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