Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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