I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
