It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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