So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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