Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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