i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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