Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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