On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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