Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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