How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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