this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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