idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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