I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hate all girls vehemently.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
did i walk over a car last night?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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