As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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