We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
