remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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