I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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