She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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