Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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