i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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