HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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