Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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