yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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