that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
