Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
